February 2012
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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
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mrtoday:
diggatron:
Mindfreak
v: 3.0
good stuff
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my mom just told me I’ve been eating a lot lately
calling me a fat ass wouldn’t have made me feel any different.
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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